Exactly 1 month ago I wrote my last blog post about the hooker who wanted my husbands attention. Well it seems fitting that since I had another run in with her today at the pool I share it with my dear friends.
D & I decided it would be nice to have a relaxing day by the pool. 5 minutes after getting there Donald rolls over and said "Here comes your friend". In comes the Kim Kardashian look a like who will from now on only be referred to as "the stripper". She is again not wearing enough clothing, inappropriate shoes, but this I have come to expect from her. We can immediately tell that she has been drinking. It is obvious from her facial expressions and her incoherent speech. She hasn't even made it to her seat yet and she is screaming at another pool patron. Every other word is F**k this and F**k that. The stripper continues to yell about her clothing and that she didn't need to impress this girl. It was a fantastic fight that kept us all entertained. Finally the stripper struts to her seat where she begins her playboy moves to get everyones attention. She continues to refill that tell-tell red cup and she just gets drunker. She sits near a few older women who are able to calm her down.... for awhile.
Nearly an hour later as D & I were considering leaving. I look over and she has straddled her boyfriend. All the parents at the pool are visibly upset. The fondling and the touching continues... They then get in the pool. Most people have to pay for porn like this, but it was free to all involved. 12-13 year old boys are lining up to watch. Parents are pulling there kids out of the pool. Finally someone calls and notifies our apartment complex.
15 minutes later an official Bigelow Commons pool monitor appears and begins checking pool passes. In an effort to keep the hood rats that live next to us from invading our pools you are required to get a pool pass proving you live there. Its usually not a very big deal, but its there way of kicking someone out of the pool. Finally the pool monitor makes it over to the stripper and all hell breaks loose. They don't have a pool pass and are told they have to leave. She absolutely looses it and starts screaming "F**k you, white trash whore. Are you saying I don't make enough money to use the pool? I pay 1300 dollars a month to live here, Do you know how much money I have? Do you want to see my paycheck? Do you know what kind of car I drive"
Pause for Jessa's thoughts.... What does having alot of money have to do with not having to follow the rules? Truthfully they were just looking for a reason to throw her out. She looked like a tramp, she was having sex with her boyfriend by the pool, they just wanted her out. But nothing makes you want to feel bad for someone who uses their money to justify bad behavior....
Ok back to the story...
The screaming continues. The pool attendant is telling them that they have to leave. The boyfriend is grabbing his stuff, but the stripper isn't standing for it. She continues her screaming and the fight has escalated. Two more girls have jumped in to try to talk her down. Next thing we see the stripper has thrown her drink in the face of the pool attendant. Her boyfriend has completely left her standing there. As he is leaving a big guy jumps in and tells him that he has to get his girl out of there. The boyfriend tackles, grabs the stripper, and carries her out kicking & screaming. Her feet literally don't touch the feet. If she could have I think she would have murdered that poor pool attendant. The man sitting next to us calls the cops. They had all been mouthing that someone needed to, but by the time she began assaulting the pool attendant he finally stepped up. We finally left as 2 cops were entering her apartment hopefully to take her to the loony bin. I think it is probably safe to assume that by next week she will no longer be a Bigelow resident.
Which will make Donald and I sad since we will loose our entertainment.
Never a dull moment...
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