1. I think McDonald's should start giving me a portion of their profits. I am here more than I am home it seems. I never used to give in to their evil mind games with the goofy clown, and cheap food. But then they started offering free wireless. And whats a girl supposed to do? It also makes for some outstanding people watching.
2. I think after these first 2 points the rest of the blog will be wedding themed. I find so much about the experience to be very bizarre.
3. If one more person says "It's your day you can do anything you want." Seriously people? So just because I found someone willing to marry me I can now break every law, hurt every ones feeling and just behave in a way that is completely uncalled for and its all forgiven because "I'm getting married". Sweet. I would like the local bank to "loan" me millions of dollars, I would like to "borrow" a new car from the local Cadillac dealership. Oh and speed limits no longer apply to me. If I get stopped I will just tell Mr Policeman "I'm getting married, you can't give me a ticket".
4. When did the word Diva become a positive description? Listening to Beyonce she goes on and on about being a Diva. Newsflash... I think that being a diva kinda makes you a... not nice person. Maybe we shouldn't be so proud.
5. This family with 4 kids under the age of 4 just came into McDonald's. They saw an airplane out the window and the 2 year old just screamed out "What the F***" Good job mom and dad. Your lack of shock or scolding for that outburst makes me think that this is considered normal. I definitely see the future of our country in your kids. Future president right there.
6. I made the mistake of venturing through the "wedding" section of our local craft store the other day. The amount of stuff that a bride can purchase is amazing. A dog collar that says "My mommy is getting married" and my personal favorite matching bride and groom hats with rhinestones. Definitely a must have for any marriage, I think if you ask any couple on their 50th wedding anniversary they will say the secret to our happiness was the matching bride and groom t-shirts and hats we wore the day of the wedding.
7. The family in number 5 is screaming for milkshakes now. There is something about that high pitched demanding scream that is like nails on a chalk board. Is it less annoying when its your own kid? OH MY GOODNESS!!!! The 3 year old just recognized Brittney Spears on the radio screamed out "Granny its Womanizer" and is singing every single word. This just got fantastic!!!!!! Nothing like a 3 year old singing "Your a womanizer... woman...womanizer" Oh now they are discussing Lady Gaga. Come on kids its time for a new role model. New song... now 2 of them are singing "She wears high heels I wear sneakers" Best free entertainment ever! This kid knows every single word.
8. I read an article today about a grooms family who was suing to keep the brides family away from the wedding because they said she was marrying a loser. No matter how stressful my wedding seems I should just be glad his parents aren't trying to get a restraining order to keep my parents out of the wedding.
Back to the real world. Thanks for keeping me entertained for my lunch break!
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