Its Tricky to Rock a Rhyme...

1. I have decided to keep a blog. Why would I do this? No its not because I'm a loser and don't have any friends. Well actually that's exactly why! Moving 1500 miles away from your friends isn't so great on the social life. Those crazy Arkansas kids used to get to hear all my random thoughts, but now I must find a new way to express them. Lame I know.

2. Today I got honked at and flipped off for stopping at a red light. Seriously New England. You need to calm down. I realize I'm not in Arkansas anymore, but seriously in the south we actually stop at red lights. I guess we value our lives. But whatever I won't judge. Risk your own life.

3. Fun fact: The bridges in New York apparently have signs that say"Life is worth living." and goes on to suggest you call the suicide hot line. Here I may be, so depressed that I am considering jumping. But the only thing stopping me? Knowing that this bridge cares. It wants me to live. I don't know who thinks of these things but they deserve a medal. Brillant!!!!!!


4. Stop and Shop has a new system for weighing fruits and veggies. You put them on the scale and tell the computer what food it is, and it prints out a label with a bar code. I think they are a little too trusting on this one. It rang up my 2.5 lbs of asparagus for .21 cents. I would never purposely cheat them, but their own scale rang it up wrong. I can't be blamed for that.


5. I ate asparagus today. This is the first time in my life I have willingly eaten it. The 5 year old me is very disappointed in the 24 year old me. I swore I would live on nothing but ice cream and cookies. Epic Fail.

6. Finally, the state of Massachusetts attempted to assassinate me today. ( I love that word. Its makes me feel so much more important. You only assassinate important people). I pull up a red light, the road continues straight, or I can turn left. But the wonderful state of Massachusetts feels it is a good idea to put a sign up that says "Right turns are permitted" Turning right leads me straight into a rock wall. What kind of sick person thought that was a good idea?